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CHARLIE'S CAT CHATS

THE END

IF YA DON'T GET IT.....THE NAME OF THIS DIARY ENTRY IS "THE END" BECAUSE I AM THE LAST ONE OF US THAT GETS TO TALK.

SO NOW WHADDA I SAY? THE OTHERS TOOK ALL THE GOOD STUFF TO TELL YOU ABOUT. POOR ME....IT JUST AI'NT FAIR.

I COULD TELL YOU HOW HANDSOME I AM:) I COULD ALSO TELL YOU THAT I AM A LOVING BABY DOLL:)

LET ME SEE....................HMMMM..................THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IMPORTANT I CAN SAY!!

I KNOW I KNOW......MY LEG IS DOING A LOT BETTER TODAY. I DO THINK THE LIMP IS GOING AWAY:)
BUT IT'S BECAUSE MY HUMANS HAVE BEEN HOLDING ME A LOT. AND THEY HAVE ALSO DELIVERED MY FOOD TO WHERE EVER I MIGHT BE AT THE TIME:)

PUNKIN AIN'T ENJOYIN' MY EQUAL LAP TIME WITH THE HUMANS. BUT HEY.....
I'VE BEEN HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE:)

HAPPY WEEK-END ALL KITTIES AND HUMANS.
LOVE, CHARLIE CLARENCE

kick 'em" when they're down

HAPPY SUNDAY EVERY FRIEND,
EVER SINCE MOMMY NOTICED THE LIMP IN MY LEG....I HAVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF EXTRA LOVE AND CARE.
THE PAST WEEK, I HAVE PRETTY MUCH CLAIMED MOMMY'S LAP AS MY OWN.
I GET ON MOMMYS LAP EVERY MORNING AND AFTERNOON. USUALLY PUNKIN IS THE ONE THAT TAKES OVER MOMMYS LAP AT THESE TIMES.

MOMMY THINKS NOW THAT PUNKIN IS GETTING A CATTITUDE AGAINST ME FOR TAKING HIS "MOMMY LAP TIME."

CAUSE DADDY WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I WAS SCREAMING. PUNKIN WAS CHASING ME AND HISSING AT ME AND I HAD TO TRY TO RUN....EVEN THOUGH MY LEG IS SORE AS CAN BE.
MOMMY HAS THOUGHT IT ODD, THAT PUNKIN HAS JUST BEEN HIDING UPSTAIRS THE PAST FEW DAYS.
BECAUSE IF HE DID COME DOWNSTAIRS....I HAVE BEEN ON MOMMYS LAP.

SO NOW, I HAVE BOBBI TO FEAR AND PUNKIN TO FEAR. I DID'NT MEAN TO MAKE BOBBI AND PUNKIN SO JEALOUS. ALL I KNOW IS MY LEG HURTS AND I NEED THE LOVE OF MY MOMMY.

MOMMY IS ALMOST AFRAID FOR ME TO BE OUT OF HER SITE NOW, SINCE I AM BEING BULLIED MY BOTH OF MY BROTHERS.

I HOPE MY BROTHERS CAN JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TILL MY LEG FEELS BETTER.
SIGHS, CHARLIE CLARENCE

HERE WE GO AGAIN

HI MY FRIENDS,
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS. MOMMY WAS HELPING ME CLEAN MY BOTTOM A WHILE AGO. I WAS A GOOD BOY AS ALWAYS.

AFTER MOMMY WAS DONE, I GOT UP TO GO SIT ON A SCRATCHY BOX. AS I WAS WALKING TO THE BOX....MOMMY NOTICED I HAVE A LIMP IN MY RIGHT BACK LEG.
AS YOU KNOW I'M A BIG OLD BOY. SO IF I HURT MY LEG....THEN I KNOW MY WEIGHT WON'T HELP THE PROBLEM.
FORTUNATELY, I LAY AROUND A WHOLE LOT.
MOMMY WAS HALF ASLEEP LAST NIGHT.....AND SHE THOUGHT SHE HEAR A LOUD KITTY CRY. SHE GOT UP AND LOOKED IN THE HALL AND SHE SAW NONE OF US SO SHE WENT BACK TO SLEEP.

SO MOMMY FIGURES THAT BOBBI MIGHT HAVE ATTACKED MY LEG. SHE WILL TRY TO GET A REAL GOOD LOOK AT MY LEG IN A LITTLE BIT TO SEE IF THERE ARE AND KITTY BITES OR SOMETHING.

IT SEEMS THAT KARMA'S LEG LIMP GOT ALL BETTER.....AND NOT IT'S ME.

I AM ONE VERY GOOD BOY.....AND IT IS ALWAYS BOBBI THAT TRIES TO JUMP ON MY BACK AND HURT ME. I USUALLY DO SCREAM OUT AND MOMMY ALWAYS RUNS TO MY RESCUE.

I HOPE MY LEG WON'T BE SORE FOR LONG. I KNOW I DON'T USE MY LEGS MUCH...BUT IT SURE IS NICE TO HAVE THEM WHEN I NEED THEM.
LOVE, CHARLIE CLARENCE