return to top

CHARLIE'S CAT CHATS

A LOT OF HAPPIES FOR MY FOSTER MOMMY BONNIE

HELLO MY FRIENDS,
I'M SURE SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT MY FIRST MOMMY.....(MY FOSTER MOMMY BONNIE) I LIVED WITH HER FOR 3 MONTHS TILL I FOUND MY NEW MOMMY.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT BONNIE....YOU CAN READ MY ARRIVAL STORY AND BIO ON MY PROFILE PAGE. SHE LIVES IN WISCONSIN:)

BONNIE AND HER FELLOW RICHARD HAS LIVED TOGETHER FOR 22 YEARS!!!!! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER TO PIECES AND THEY HAVE MANY KITTIES INDOORS AND OUTDOORS THAT THEY LOVE:)


ANYWAY 22 YEARS TOGETHER....WOW!!!!
WELL MY AUNTIE LINDA AND MY MOMMY BOTH RECIEVED MAIL FROM BONNIE. THEY BOTH ABOUT FAINTED TO SEE THE ENVELOPES CONTAINED WEDDING INVITATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMC.........I SAY IF YOU CAN LIVE WITH SOMEONE THAT LONG.......
THAT IT'S ABOUT TIME TO HEAR THE WEDDING BELLS RINGING:)

WE ARE ALL SOOOOO THRILLED FOR HER AND RICHARD. AND ALL THEIR KITTIES WILL FINALLY HAVE THEIR DADDY'S NAME. MOL!!!

BONNIE HAS TALKED ABOUT NOT REALLY WANTING TO HAVE HUMAN KIDS. SHE HAS SAID HER FUR-KIDS MADE HER FELL LIKE ENOUGH OF A MOMMY. I REACKON WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. MOL!!

MOMMY WON'T BE ATTENDING THE WEDDING. BUT SHE DON'T THINK BONNIE WILL MISS HER TOO MUCH ON THAT SPECIAL DAY.

THESE FINE HUMANS LET ME BE BORN IN THEIR GARAGE. I WAS GIVEN SPECIAL ATTENTION EVERY DAY. WE FIGURE THAT'S MAYBE WHY I AM SUCH A LOVER CAT:) ALL THAT AND THEN I PICKED MY NEW MOMMY AND SHE TOO IS SOOOOO GOOD TO ME.
AND I EVEN HAVE LIVED INDOORS FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS NOW:)

ISN'T LOVE EXCITING? AWWWWW YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PURRS, LOVERBOY CHARLIE

HEY EVERY KITTY,
I AM NOT FULL OF ANY EXCITING NEWS. I HAVE LITTLE TO REALLY SAY. ALL I NEED IS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY SIBLINGS CAN RATTLE ON ABOUT HOW CHUBBY I AM...BUT WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW, IS THE BIGGER YOU ARE, THE MORE BRAINS YOU HAVE:) MOL!!!
HOW DO THEY THINK I GET SO MUCH LOVE AND ATTENTION?
I USE MY BIG BRAIN....THAT'S HOW.
IF A HUMAN GOES IN THE BEDROOM.....YOU GOTTA RUN PAST THEM AND JUMP ON THE BED AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS OUT WHILE LAYING ON YOUR BACK. THIS ATTRACTS MOMMY EVERY TIME.
SO SHE FORGETS WHY SHE EVEN WENT TO THE BEDROOM AND JUST LAYS DOWN AND LOVES ME AND SINGS TO ME.

AND IF IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN IS GOING TO SIT ON THE COUCH......DASH YOURSELF RIGHT OVER THERE WHICH WILL CONFUSE THEM....AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THEY HAVE SAT DOWN AND ARE HOLDING YOU:)

AND IF YOU EVER ARE SITTING IDLE ALL BY YOURSELF.....BE SURE TO GLANCE AT THE HUMAN WITH SAD LONGING EYES.
THEY CAN'T TAKE IT WHEN YOU LOOK ALL PITIFUL AND LONELY.

I DARE SAY, I'M THE INTELLIGENT CAT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.
SMART PURRS, CHARLIE CLARENCE

TIGHTEN UP THAT FLAB

I LEARNED MOMMY A NEW EXERCISE THIS MORNING.
WHEN MOMMY HOLDS HER ARMS OUT, SHE ALWAYS GRIPES ABOUT THE FLAB THAT WIGGLES AT THE TOP OF HER ARMS.
MOMMY WEARS HER T-SHIRTS TO AVOID ANYONE SEEING THE FLAB IF SHE HOLDS AN ARM UP OR OUT. MOL!!!!!!

I AM HAPPY THAT SHE PAID ATTENTION TO ME THIS MORNING BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO TELL HER SOMETHING.
I WENT OVER AND SAT DOWN ON ONE OF MY CARDBOARD SCRATCHY "COUCH" BOXES.

AS I COMMANDED HER....SHE SQUATTED DOWN IN FRONT OF ME AS I SAT THERE ON THE COUCH THING.
MY HEAD WAS ON ONE OF THE LITTLE CARDBOARD ARM RESTS.
HERE IS WHAT I COMMANDED HER TO DO:
MOMMY PUT A HAND ON EITHER SIDE OF MY COUCH ARM THING AND BEGAN LIFTING THE COUCH UP AND DOWN.
SHE FOUND OUT THAT FROM ALL OF MY WEIGHT ON THE COUCH,
THAT LIFTING THE FRONT UP AND DOWN PROVIDED A GOOD ARM EXCERCISE FOR THAT UNWANTED HUMILIATING ARM FLAB.

I EXPECT MOMMY TO DO THIS DAILY UNTIL SHE SEES SOME RESULTS!

SO IF YOU ARE STUCK WITH THAT UGLY ARM FLAB.......FIRST
YOU NEED TO FATTEN UP YOUR CAT....OR GO AND BUY A FAT CAT
AND THEN GO BUY IT A CARDBOARD COUCH, SO YOU TOO CAN
USE THE NEW CAT POWER ARM FLAB SHRINKER. MOL! MOL!

IF YOU NEED SUPPORT & INSTRUCTION, PLEASE CALL CHARLIE AT
1-BYE-ARM-FLAB
I WILL BE THERE TO ASSIST YOU.